Fran Lebowitz Quotes

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

~ Fran Lebowitz

My favorite animal is steak.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

~ Fran Lebowitz

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.

~ Fran Lebowitz

The controversial overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

~ Fran Lebowitz

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