Lily Tomlin Quotes

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet

~ Lily Tomlin

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

~ Lily Tomlin

We're all in this alone.

~ Lily Tomlin

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

~ Lily Tomlin

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.

~ Lily Tomlin

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

~ Lily Tomlin

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

~ Lily Tomlin

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

~ Lily Tomlin

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

~ Lily Tomlin

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