Victor Borge Quotes

I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

~ Victor Borge

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

~ Victor Borge

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

~ Victor Borge

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

~ Victor Borge

Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

~ Victor Borge

The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.

~ Victor Borge

anger - art - aging - adversity - beauty - balance - change - confusion - courage - character - death - dreams - determination - education - excellence - family - friendship - funny - giving - goals - happiness - hope - honesty - integrity - imagination - joy - justice - kindness - kissing - knowledge - life - love - leadership - money - music - marriage - motivation - mistakes - nature - overcoming - optimism - opportunity - perspective - patience - peace - quality - quitting - questions - quiet - respect - relationships - reading - success - strength - stress - smiling - teaching - time - trust - unity - understanding - vision - values - victory - war - writing - winning - wisdom - waiting - youth -


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