Tommy Boy Quotes

Tommy Richard, who's your favorite little rascal Alfalfa or is it Spanky

~ Tommy Boy

Tommy Did you hear I graduated Richard Yeah and just a shade under a decade. All right. Tommy You know a lot of people go to college for seven years. Richard I know, they're called doctors.

~ Tommy Boy

Tommy If I wanted a kiss I'd call your mother.

~ Tommy Boy

Richard It's called reading-top to bottom-left to right-group words together into sentences-take tylenol for any headaches-midol for any cramps.

~ Tommy Boy

Tommy Fat guy in a little coat.

~ Tommy Boy

Richard Okay... seatbelts. Just put the little thing into the big thing and... I tell ya what. If you don't know how to fasten your seatbelt, just raise your hand and I'll have Tommy Boy here come back there and hit you in the head with a tack hammer because you're a RETARD

~ Tommy Boy

Tommy You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it

~ Tommy Boy

Richard Try an association such as Let's say the average person uses ten percent of his brain. How much do you use One and a half percent. The rest is filled with malted hops and bong resin.

~ Tommy Boy

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