Quotes By Rote

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.

~ Larry Wall

The main thing needed to make men happy is intelligence.
~ Bertrand Russell

Advice is what you ask for when you already know the answer but wish you didn't.
~ Erica Jong

Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, 'I am not a crook.' Jimmy Carter says, 'I have lusted after women in my heart.' President Reagan says, 'I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope.'
~ Art Buchwald

Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
~ Euripides

I love my past. I love my present. I'm not ashamed of what I've had, and I'm not sad because I have it no longer.
~ Sidonie Gabrielle Colette


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